My Cats Are French

They are often haughty and aloof. They have a serious aversion to bathing. They eat disgusting things. They prefer their females unshaven. They are certain of their superiority to the point of arrogance even though they are neutered. But unlike the French, these boys are sweet, lovable fur balls who do not care for Jerry Lewis movies. And they never, ever surrender.


Name: CFOMahm
Home: Metro Detroit, Michigan, United States
About Me: Italian/Polish (yes, that does make me both opinionated and dense, but there is definitely good eating at my house!). Fan of bad jokes, crossword puzzle addict, old enough to know better, but still young enough not to care. Known to the Gang of Three as "Mommy Cat - Almighty Keeper of the Can Opener and Mistress of the Front Door".
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Friday, March 17, 2006

Cat Butts

Mind of Mog has a cat that believes in fastidiousness. Check Bazel out. I wish I were that limber. I also wish my brats would try cleaning their butts a bit more frequently. (Especially Pumpkin - a dirty butt shows up so badly on an orange cat.)



The boys like to stroll down the stairs ahead of me most mornings and it is sure not an appetizing sight to be greeted by three dirty cat asses winking at you before you've even had that first cup of coffee. I'd try to wash their butts myself, but at 20+ pounds minimum per cat, I would have to have assistance. Probably protective gear of some sort also.

posted by CFOMahm | 12:48 PM

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