My Cats Are French

They are often haughty and aloof. They have a serious aversion to bathing. They eat disgusting things. They prefer their females unshaven. They are certain of their superiority to the point of arrogance even though they are neutered. But unlike the French, these boys are sweet, lovable fur balls who do not care for Jerry Lewis movies. And they never, ever surrender.


Name: CFOMahm
Home: Metro Detroit, Michigan, United States
About Me: Italian/Polish (yes, that does make me both opinionated and dense, but there is definitely good eating at my house!). Fan of bad jokes, crossword puzzle addict, old enough to know better, but still young enough not to care. Known to the Gang of Three as "Mommy Cat - Almighty Keeper of the Can Opener and Mistress of the Front Door".
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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Heating Costs Too High?

The Boys have been concerned that with the price of natural gas on the rise there may be cutbacks in the CFO's budget to cover the expense.

Worried that their ham rations might be slashed, they have volunteered to do their part by keeping the humans warm so we can lower the thermostat more at night and save on the heating bill. If they were just a bit bigger we could save on air conditioning costs in the summer too by letting them provide shade.



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